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"It’s better to have fucked and lost than never to have fucked at all"
My mom (via extrasad)

drewchainzzzz:

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

reblogged from: 40oz-to-boredom

officialfrenchtoast:

jesus-take-the-feels:

offficialfrenchtoast:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

reblogged from: the-absolute-funniest-posts

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil)

reblogged from: roselit
brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

(Source: i.chzbgr.com)

sir-hathaway:

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan

I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.

(Source: ocean-dvst)

reblogged from: xoxocossette
nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

leggo-my-eggos:

Playing Pokemon as a kid

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Playing Pokemon as an adult

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reblogged from: blowsobs
chillsimmer:

idontspeaksimlish:

chunkysims:

1969th:

Get it!

Awww shit! It’s Wednesday ya’ll!

Wednesday. Get it.

Ayyee

chillsimmer:

idontspeaksimlish:

chunkysims:

1969th:

Get it!

Awww shit! It’s Wednesday ya’ll!

Wednesday. Get it.

Ayyee